The Book of Temptations

About the Book

The Book of Temptations

What Every Man Really Wants

Inside this book, owners of the controversial Y chromosome and their handlers will find everything they've always wanted. In fact, you are about To go on a journey of ecstasy from which you might never return (No. 853).

Gird yourself for A free robotic mount(No. 8195), or sign up for an (accompanied) Monstrous expedition into the exotic (No. 8305)... perhaps in the company of Seven sisters in the summerhouse (No. 8281) or Saba and her equally beautiful mother (No. 8300). Visit Yelping bikini beaches (No. 8306) or get Jane inviting you to join in, as she dons her mask and scuba gear (No. 8299).

And what a tiny selection that is, from your 10,097 top temptations!

Tempted? There's more!

As well as finding out everything you need to know about Humour/Sex/Politics/Philosophy/Cosmology/Finance/Personal Development/Romance, you also get a Secret Bonus Chapter that tells you how to get your hands on whatever is tempting you most. Cool or what?

"A much-needed new direction for literature? An adventure in self-assembly art? A love song to woman, or equivalent? Or is this simply a bad book, a thoroughly rotten book? An unblushing misappropriation from numberless works of established reputation? Another low in the shocking process of dumbing down our cultural life? A downpour of double entendres that would make even Graham Norton blush? ...Not at all."

Warning: ideally not for the easily offended. (Except as a gift, of course).

About the Author

P. D. Clark is an Art Police Detective Inspector and celebrity ferretwrangler who always enjoys a No. 8155. His defining experiences involved a No. 8602 and a No. 9333, and he now spends his life in perpetual search for a No. 8129. He is also on patrol for a No. 8378, a No. 9224 and a No. 9230. He is widely known for his unfailing No. 8958 and No. 8947, and is also big in the 2000s, 3000s and 7000s.